Flanders and Swann's "Tonga" -

Oh, it's hard to say "Oly-ma-kitty-luca-chi-chi-chi,"
But in Tonga, that means "No"!
If I ever have the money, 'tis to Tonga I shall go.,
For each lovely Tongan maiden there, will gladly make a date,
And by the time she's said: "Oly-ma-kitty-luca-chi-chi-chi,"
It is usually too late!