My friend Bob Killian wrote the definitive song to the Jersey shore many years ago:

I like the white sand beaches,
I like the deep blue sea,
I like the seafood and peaches,
I like the Bi Ki Ni's

Some people go to the mountains
But tell me what Summer's for--
Having some fun in the surf and the Sun,
I like the Jersey Shore.

That's just the chorus.

All positive, all about enjoying New Jersey things.

By the way, I spent most of my childhood in Woodbridge Township.