I have been informed that it was indeed Pene Azul himself who tied Jeri's record. See? I told you he was fast.
Still, I'm betting that if there is a one-minute record to be made, Jeri will make it.
And Pene will be right behind her.

Sorry, folks, but I've given up the ghost. I held the three-minute record proudly for almost three years (well...maybe two years). Now that I've passed the age of 50 and moved into the "senior" division, I'm taking things a little slower.
-Joe Offer, former champion-