The moon shone on the village pump
It also shone on Nell
Was she waiting for her lover
Was she bloody hell

Along came dirty dick,
the captain of a lugger,
he wasn't fit to shovel shit
from one deck to another

He took her to a wayside
which wasn't very lawful
and when he took his trousers down
the stink was bloody awful

He laid her on a barber's bench
His d**k as balck as charcoal
He f*****d till her tits were blue
and sparks flew out her a***hole