funny, in cyberspace, even the latest joke gets prosessed and distributed faster than ever...I got this in a email a couple of weeks ago...

Israeli police are looking for a man named Joseph, wanted for looting in the port city of Jaifa. The suspect is described as the son of a Barcelona ex-nun and a German father. He is a former flutist and has worked occasionally as a farmer.

In short, he is a Jaifa-lootin', flutin' Teuton, son-of-a-nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe.