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Thread #59418 Message #2763710
Posted By: Ed T
10-Nov-09 - 04:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Minstrel: [singing] Wise and nobel Sire Rapaire rode forth from MOAB.
He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Rapaire.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Rapaire.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Rapaire.
His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...*(based on Monty Python, Brave Sir Robin)