The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2764223
Posted By: Amos
11-Nov-09 - 01:18 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
IF you wanted to open a crappery
You should hire a man like our Rapaire
To greet folks and doff his fine cappery
And ignore any tickle-and-slappery.
He'd debate about choirs and pappery
And calm guests from feeling quite snappery.
ANd the man who can handle the flappery
Is definitely noble old Rapaire.
Folks would roll up in Rollses and trappery
To be greeted by such a sartrap-eree
And dress up in silk and in drappery,
TO be greeted by noble old Rapaire.
And barring some awful mishappery
'Twould for sure be a smashing grand crappery,
You'd make thousands by just selling mappery
To Rapaire's dappery crappery!