(Don't know how I missed this thread.) The $#@!-reduction candle series continues for you and Jacqui. Now, see if you can remember to bring something to do for the inevitable delay for whatever test. Knitting, a cheap novel, whatever. It helps.
As for you, Spaw, I'm not sure I want to imagine you typing a post with a firm hold on your ass, whether you're a turtle or not.