Exactly what I was thinking.

Hey, Good Soldier, you have no idea... What Spaw doesn't know about wanking simply isn't worth knowing. ;-) Trust me.

After all, he spent many years reading the comic Cheech Wizard, and he liked it! Anyone who does that has gotta be the ne plus ultra of wankers, the apotheosis of degenerate tossers extraordinaire, the final fecking word on the subject.