This old folk/trad world would be sad if people like Derek & Mary didn't make the effort to put on festivals like Banbury year after year but it can't be right that they get a financial spannering for their trouble. So "come all ye faithfull" and prepare to have your pockets hoovered.

We in Something Nasty are prepared to raffle off Jacko (as he failed to meet his ebay reserve). So if you know anybody that wants a six foot ginger geordie come alone on Friday.