Run baby, run!
THere's a man with a gun!
He's dirty and he's louche
And he's aiming for your pooch
'Cuz he wants to put your dachshund on a bun.

On a bun!
On a bun!
Yes, he wants to put your dachshund on a bun!
Though it could be a lot leaner
He just hankers for your weiner
So ya better grab that weiner dog and run.