And what about me, you met Fergie for zero seconds as well and I was surrounded by regular 'catter like Liberty Boy and Domo and thetwangman and that fecker MartinRyan. And how come Jim Carroll kept you all to himself (even though he met you "for all of 3 seconds!" the selfish git).

Next time your over, avoid Carroll and Ryan and meet me for a few seconds and I'll introduce you to some real 'catters that know how to treat a girl.

Glad you enjoyed your trip, come back soon

Fergus Russell