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Thread #124950   Message #2767023
Posted By: GUEST,Dan Schatz'z Confuzed Zanta,
16-Nov-09 - 11:13 AM
Thread Name: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
Happy zixteenth of November, Dan!

Pray pardon the ztuck Z. Unfortunate but cannot be helped at prezent. And zpeaking of prezentz, Zanta iz hoping to hear what you would like for yourz this year. You muzt underztand that, for thoze who do not provide some hintz az to the nature of their likes and dizlikes, the uzual gift is coal. Az I have checked my lizt, you and I are both aware that a gift of coal would prove inappropriate for a man of such zterling character as yourzelf -- but unlezz I hear from you, I'm afraid I zhall have no choice in the matter.

The one bright zpot in all thiz, zo to zpeak, iz that there iz coal and coal. Watch the zky tonight: Zome of thiz year'z zupply has been added to the Leonidz dizplay for your pleazure. May it be the only coal you receive thiz year!

Yourz in Hazte (and remember, Don't Forget to Pozt...),
Zecret Zanta