Ho ho ho! No, no, no -- no sniffing allowed, there, young lady! I'm here. Just busy trying to get my lazy elves off their tiny elfin butts and cobble up some nice toys for you. I see you have been very good this year, very good indeed. Much better than this year has been to you, I fear! We shall see what we can do to brighten the end of it just a bit.

Git on up, there, you elves! Put that bourbon away! Break time is over. Back to work!!! Harumph humph humph.

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