The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #121939   Message #2769092
Posted By: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
19-Nov-09 - 07:12 AM
Thread Name: The re-Imagined Village
Subject: RE: The re-Imagined Village
Dorothy Dodge, the cricket tea-lady has also commented that the paper-boy's Mother one Mrs O'Houlihan "an extremely handsome woman, with a formidable bosom", settled Irish traveler and Mum of seven strapping lads, also has a wicked grin and an arm like a Blacksmith. While the local trendy CofE vicar (who still likes to wear the beads he collected while trecking through India many years ago) has the most heathen, wild and wiry locks..

In other villages there would have been quite a scandal, but as this is the re-Imagined village the locals generally look indulgently upon the Vicar's liason. It is also fortunate that his wife Lucia (who he met in India while also buying beads shorty after she had been expelled from Cheltenham Ladies College) is a believer in polyamoury.