Good grief, Santa - are you in Mordor or Earthsea?
But I'm very pleased to hear from you, wherever you are, and I will be delighted, I'm sure, to receive surprising gifts.
Are there any special dietary requirements for you, the reindeer and any accompanying elves? The house special at the moment is apple pie, but we can put together whatever is needed, I know.
And I am, of course, being good.