On the margin I am fed up with being asked "What's up"? when the enquirer means, instead, to say, "Hello". And I am also pretty tired of "Hey" as a substitute for "hello", and I am thoroughly overdone on being told "no problem" when the person means to say "you're welcome".

"'S up?

"Oh, hey. 'S up.

"Nothin'. You?

"Same ole..."

"Thanks fer asking anyway."

"Oh, no problem."

Gaaahhhhhhh!!!!

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