The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2771391
Posted By: Ed T
22-Nov-09 - 06:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
We're near 2012
Armageddon is due
So, I'm flustered
The climate's askew
Everyone's got swine flu
So, I'm flustered
Magnetic poles exchange
Turning guys into dames
So, I'm flustered
The dollar is down
No jobs to be found,
So, I'm flustered
Health care, it's gone dry
Money's all in Dubai
So, I'm flustered
The government says
Taxes it will raise
So, I'm flustered
Santa's giving soft porn
The keyboard is worn
So, I'm flustered
Our troops over there
Fight straw wars everywhere
So, I'm flustered
There's no refuge in song
'Cause the music's all gone
So, I'm flustered
Not a thing I can do,
So, I'm calling on you '
So we can reminisce
With a toke and a kiss
And, be flustered