Who was it wrote that shoddy pome
About the antepodean Gnome?
Us Gnomes have feelings too, you know
Although it often doesn't show

A beardless one just isn't right
No wonder he got in a fight
But what about that hairy paw?
That's what got stuck in my craw

Our chins hirsute and hands all bare
Poetic licence did you ensnare
And if an apology doesn't come
You'll find my fishing rod up your...

:D(eG)
Not a metrosexual but a retrosexual - fond memories of what it was like:-)