I've just had an audience with Pope Joe who's decreed in his Divine Infallibility that Thou Shalt not be Too Human in Thine Discourse, hence the disappearance of much of the more - ahem - colourful aspects of this thread. PJ said he'd make this content appear elsewhere but I'm not sure where that might be or if that will include a reinstatement of MtheGM's posts from this morning which were deleted without explanation.

In the old Harvest Home forum certain words were asterisked soon as you wrote them - such as **** and **** and even ********. Shame Mudcat can't buy a similar programme instead of subjecting us to this incessant nannying.

Yours in Glorious Human Fallibility,

S O'P