You have already had my apology Kat — I have apologised to the community, of which I take it all you women are a part. But if you think the delicately-nurtured must have a special one, here you are then.

Mind you, for such a delicate & sensitive lady as yourself, are not some of the words used towards the end of your post a trifle - ah - inappropriate, & somewhat undercutting of your evident indignation? 'crap'? 'bastards'? Oh, tut. Perhaps you had better join us in our putative ban [which is of course up to Joe, as too is whether this thread remains up or not].

As pure matter of fact & accuracy, my parents were married on 4 December 1930; I was born on 12 May 1932. Work out facts as to my legitimacy for yourself.

Still ··· apology again. Laugh on - Michael