I `ad that Julian in my cab the other day. `e`s the one that`s got that poncy `airdressers on the Bayswater Road but `e does like `is folk music, for all that. I could see `e was a bit tearful, `is mascara `ad run right down to `is top lip.
I said, "What`s up Jules? You look like you just `eard Lord Rumba was going straight"
`e said, " Oh Jim. It`s worse than that.I sung an Irish song in the folk club last night and they all sung the chorus that quite put me off my stroke, they did. I came over all offended."
I said, " I thought that was the idea at a sing along. What did they sing then?".
`e said, " Fine Girl You Are"!!!"

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