We would pronounce it Boff, of course. Don't be such a Boff, she wd say to me. No cringing, please — leave that to Nigel — he surely didn't anagrammatise his name so ingeniously to no purpose. I too now haqve a 33 deck so can play all old vinyl. Essential. Just find textspeak useful: even Boffs like me can learn a few things from the youthful like yourself.

Seriously, tho — do you really not sense a sort of oriental tone to
some of the waulkers?

Am sending you a PM about something else mentioned above...