The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2773752
Posted By: Rapparee
25-Nov-09 - 06:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Monkeys are very nice, sociable animals. Except for their habit flinging their excrement at others. Were it not for this (and their habit of masturbating in public) they would be as welcome at a dinner party as any Senator.

These is the only things that separate Shame from a monkey: monkeys have better aim, whereas Shame flings it around, fingerpaints with it, and then brags about how he can out drink, out last, out eat, and out fight any twenty monkeys. This is true, except that he confuses monkeys with bananas.

As Alf Whitehead once said to me, "If it washn't fer exishtensh (hic) we wouldn't be here."