well now you've been and gone and done it - the poor chief elf had to go and have a long lie down after trying to work out whether you had been good or not - he ended up very confused and I have been running around like a blue arsed fly trying to keep up to him in mulled wine - he's drinking it like it has gone out of fashion!

still I'm sure he'll be OK after a bit of a sleep

just thought Id keep you up to speed with what was going on

yours faithfully

Chief Elf's personal assistant