So the "Career Transition" folks insist networking is paramount. So this is my first stop!

I was laid off from my job as a Graphic Designer for a regional daily newspaper (shocker there!) where I worked in the advertising art department. I am fluent in Adobe InDesign, PhotoShop and Distiller, I am conversant in Illustrator, Quark Express and numerous other ancillary applications.

I have severe Attention Deficit Disorder so I multi Task well. My nose picking is not an issue as I am also Obsessive- Compulsive about wiping my keyboard with a alcohol soaked disposable diaper that I wear to work, I eat the olives on lunch break.

I assure you I have excellent references, as I still have the mummified bodies in very small pieces in the trunk of my car.

So YA Got A Job Fer Me HUH? HUH?

I look forward to a continual, mutually beneficial networking experience.
Regards,
Nicholas D. Edmondson

OK SO Am I off on the right foot? Any input will be apriecieated.