The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2775087
Posted By: Rapparee
27-Nov-09 - 03:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
There was a young guy name of Shame
Who had only his own self to blame
For he thought he knew how
To use his "endow":
By waving it at passing trains.

Oh, his older brother, hight Don
Had tried to teach the young clown
What his endowment was for.
But he didn't get far,
Because Shame couldn't pour piss out of boot with the instructions printed on the heel.