The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2776083
Posted By: Rapparee
29-Nov-09 - 11:39 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Violence? Like kicking flowers in the park? Pounding his head against a brick wall? Denting an aluminum beer can with his might grip? Even...(gasp!) obtaining a weapon and soaking himself when using the water gun?

In the first case the Garden Club would beat him senseless, if anyone could tell. In only the owner of the wall would care, and then only because of the damage to the wall. In the third, a slight dent won't prevent the can from being recycled. And in the last, well, he's used to wetting himself.