Gather the kiddies around to watch this award winning"Rare Export" from Finland. Both part one and its sequel two are enlightening. As Little Hawk has noted - this is certainly not an elf.

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2012489623079346944

and for part two:
http://www.arab-video.com/يوتيوب/Rare_Exports_part_2._Z4OvK3Vn44

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

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