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Thread #125388 Message #2776233
Posted By: Mysha
29-Nov-09 - 03:36 PM
Thread Name: BS: Santa Claus is NOT an elf!
Subject: RE: BS: Santa Claus is NOT an elf!
Hi,
Let's see, what do we know about Santa? * Elderly gentleman, obviously not a little baby boy just being born in a cave somewhere in the Levant; * Comes around every Christmas, apparently not a dead Saint called Nicolas who is lying in his grave and awaiting the last day; * travels by reindeer sleigh, not likely to be a Norse god travelling on an 8-legged horse, then.
Having eliminated the usual suspects, what else do we know: If he were an elf, he would: * be longlived; * have a hoard of some kind; * have magic that protected his hoard from ever diminishing; * reward those who were kind; * not have magic to open doors, and thus would need to find a different way to enter a house.
Difficult. Does Santa match any (or all) of the above?
BTW, don't forget elves existed long before Lord Dunsany wrote The King of Elfland's Daughter