some more PFFFFT you were gone lyrics...in case anyone out there
still sings it...

You had six kids and I had eleven
And we had eight more just a bloomin' like flowers
I wish you'd come back and help me my darlin'
Your kids and my kids are beatin' up ours.

Where, oh where, are you tonight,
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love
You met another and PFFFT! you were gone.

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Your paw was a drinker and it made him look awful
Your poor old mother, the looks he would give her
Bags under his eyes, I remember he looked like
A butcher peekin' over two pounds of liver.

Where, oh where, are you tonight,
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love
You met another and PFFFT! you were gone.

G