Nice one, Gervase!
No problem, Sweeney.
O that we could all be such paragons. I read your postings and somehow feel inadequate; my life has been but a pale shadow of yours when it comes to morality, beneficence and decency. My dear Divis, I just wish I had the generosity of spirit properly to learn from your example here on the Mudcat when it comes to how to treat my fellow human beings. Please let me know when the beatification is due and I'll be sure to light a penny candle to you.

Meanwhile, while I exist in a state of disgrace and you continue to labour on this mortal coil for the benefit of others, I shall continue to exercise my irksome prejudice and suggest that you take your sanctimonious, priggish, whey-faced and mealy-mouthed attitude and shove it arsewards.