Can sympathise with the long hair stories - keep getting mine caught in shirt buttons, wrist ornaments and other people's backpacks on the tube..... Never get a dress that buttons up the back..... I never wear dresses with zippers either now. Come to that, I hardly ever wear a dress!

I like to roll mine into a bun and skewer it to my head with two chopsticks. Those leather bun holders or metal clips are never big enough for the amount of hair I have (see pictures on resources, sorry, don't do clicky things), and pencils are too thick. I have some Japanese chopsticks that are slim and laquered (ah, wish that were me.....) and pointy, so they slip in easily and I never need look for a fork at a party!

LTS who actually bought a bowler hat to do Cousin It impressions.....!