I'm 54 and I've decided to never have 'the menopause' in the first place.

Gawd, what a name...what a 'sympton'...what a 'thing' for women to dread and fear...and get neurotic over.

Just carry on as ever..go "Phew!" occasionally, put more sparkly eyeshadow on and a little more lipstick, curl your hair, wear your sparkliest earrings and laugh at 'your own weather climate' as Julie Walters once said...You can save money on fuel bills for a start! ;0)

And think of all the slippery slidey things that can help to go bump in the night, 'cos that will bring a big grin to your face when your in the middle of doing the supermarket shopping...or...er..shopping organically in your local store, if you still have one...

Orgasmically Organic Shopping...Mmmmmmm.....

(opens up a whole new use for Olive Oil, huh? Someone send for Popeye immediately!) ;0)