Sorry, spluttering here.... :0)

I've just had this very naughty vision of a man's smile...

"Darlink, I'm soooo sorry, but things are a little droughty down below, sooooooo I'm going to have to put some olive oil on your particulars. I hope you don't mind...and I'm sorry to cause you embarrassment, but...............Now keep still, this won't hurt a bit....."

And his smile lit up the room so much more brightly than the latest European Legislated Useless Light Bulb that her neighbours were hammering on the door asking if she had a secret supply of old-fashioned 100watt illegal bulbs in her cupboard...

LOL