Okay, I'll rephrase that:

BRING IT ON, you airhead! Guns, knives, fists, feet...it's all one to me, you flippin' piece of discarded pond scum! I'll shoot you to pieces and then shoot the pieces into dust! I'll cut you into collops to feed to the hogs! I'll shove you feet-first into your own big mouth and keep shoving until you disappear, and then wipe the smear of stinking grease off my hands and go have a drink with some REAL men who can actually DO what they say they can.

Get a real life, yo-yo boy, or just keep playing with yourself and your teddy.    8-) And HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!