Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall while Jacqui and Mary "explain" to the surgeon why it would be a good idea to pull his finger out and get on with it (Jacqui's admonition to "get on with it" from the Mummers play at the Getaway are still ringing in my ears), I have been having colleagues looking at me funny for the last halfhour as I kept laughing at the imagined dialogue !!!(or should that be "Trialogue")between them and him.