FC, you're missing out bigtime if you haven't seen the movie "Star Trek III:The Wrath of Khan" where Khan puts the Cetial eel in Chekov & his captain's ear. It woooooorks it's way your eustachian tube, and into your brain where it wraps itself around your cerebral cortex, making you "open to suggestion." Earwigs. Earth's version of the Cetian eel? You make the call!

--Matt