Och, whit a grand bit o craic! Ah love the thocht o a hantle o hielan lasses, rinnin roond beltin oot their Latin...

...an ane says tae anither, "Hah! Conjugate THAT!"

On a relatit subject, dinnae ken whilk album, but there's a recordin o "Auld Maid in the Garret" wi this endin on the final chorus: "...if Ah cannae get a man, Ah can aye use a carrot!" Jist aboot made me spit oot ma tea wi blythe amusement!

Och! What will those traditional sangsters think up next?!?