Watching the pigs/horses/cattle was OK up to a point, but it gave misleading info about 'arrangements'. The two copies of Mildred Pierce and Moulin Rouge that went the rounds of the school (under the desks, of course) were a little more specific; as I recall, page 110 of the latter was particularly dog-eared.

In the days before Lady Chatterley became legal (in Oz) we had to improvise; even Tom Lehrer came in handy.

No wonder some of us turned out the way we did.

Cheers, Rowan