Aye, some of my best friends visit churches.

He says, trying to keep on thread.

Don't worry, Xmas will soon be over and the thread will wander off till this time next year, when we can all point out that;

Xmas is what you want it to be
or
Xmas is what you remember it to be
or
Xmas is a hang over of old Pagan rituals
or
Xmas is something to do with the little baby Jesus
or
Xmas is a marketing campaign for Mammon
or
Xmas is a marketing campaign for the little baby Jesus
or
Xmas is related to alcohol
or
Xmas is related to er... relatives

Anyway, measured the turkey, measured the new Aga and         bugger.

Knew I shouldn't have applied to become middle class.