LMAO........uh, yeah......................What makes this so great is that almost anyone can relate to being on both ends (so to speak) of one of those moments.

My worst? Between flights at O'Hare.....This was when there was still an Eastern Airlines and when they had their "Ionosphere Clubs" like so many other carriers. Great places for business travellers to hang out between flights. Just prior to my flight, I'm finishing in one stall when someone goes into the next and within just a few seconds starts in with, "Aw geeziz....damn....geeziz.....".   I jumped in with, "Yeah, I know.....Smells bad.......I'm sorry man."

The guy says, "Huh? Aw no.....geeziz......I just shit myself."

Having no idea what to say to that, I damn near flew out of there before I learned any more which I didn't need to know! On my way out I went to the desk and told the doorman, "You may have a problem in the Men's Room." ..........and I left immediately!

Spaw