And .. besides, there are 33 posts in the MF'ing mither thread that could have been over here. I say lert' s smash the brothy tartan (looks like plaid to me) thread to smitherines. Woolsey-kiltie Scottie can beam ove here to post I say.

Why would anyone want to hear such celt-gaelic inspired talk as:

"Ah feel better noo ahv dun a joby (joobie)"

"aye forced oot mah joby too quack and noo its down mah leg"