I et haggis one time. Band I useta play in had a gig at some sorta fancy birfday party fer some feller named Burns. He's some big dawg hero t' then Scotch fokes even tho' all he ever did wuz write a buncha pomes an' songs an' he's been deader'n a by God fer a long time. All 'em fellers wearin' dresses come out totin' thet haggis like it wuz purt' near Baby Jesus on a platter. I tried some of it. It din't make me puke er nothin' but I ain't givin' up grits an' fried mullet fer th' dammed stuff.