I checked back and found there was an old thread on this but couldn't find that anyone ever posted the whole 10 items. I don't know if it was ever a song, I heard it recited by Jerry Lewis, hosting the Tonight Show.

One hen, Two ducks Three squawking geese Four Limerick oysters Five corpulent porpoises Six pairs of Don Alviso's tweezers (or trousers) Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt. Nine sympathetic apathetic diabetic old men, each with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth.

Ten xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx on roller skates

Anybody know the last line?