When I had the privilege of serving Our Sovereign Ldy Elizabeth by the Grace of God Queen, Defender of the Faith, in HM Armed Forces (no - I aren't going to tell youse which Branch) -

a member of the Platoon which I commanded said, of a particular piece of equipment :

Fucking hell, Sir - the fucking fucker has been and gone and fucked itself.

(this, by the way, proved true, on inspection).