Okay, I now know who Jesse Helms is...oooo...scary, scary. How about a triple ticket of Jesse Jackson, Jesse Helms, and Jesse "the BODY" Ventura? They could run the country like Julius Caesar, Crassus, and Pompey in ancient Rome...by decree. That would be a lively scene. Of course, that coalition fell apart after a while and degenerated into a war, but it would be fun while it lasted, eh?