We used to sing a version when I was younger that went thus:

Salome, Salome, you should see Salome,
standing there with her arsehole bare,
every little wrinkle makes the boys all stare,
she can run, jump, fight, fuck,
push a barrow, ride a truck,
that's my girl Salome!

Monday night she takes it up the nose,
Tuesday night it's in between the toes,
Wednesday night what a bloody farce,
Thursday night she takes it up the arse,
Friday night she rings like a bell,
Saturday night she fucks like hell,
and she goes to church on Sundays!