Have I missed the point here:

"Whales, Sperm Whales, Wales, Welch, Irish, Scottish, Celtic, Galic, Gaul, British, Brittany, Swarthy, Freckles, Red hair, Blonde hair, Black hair, Brown eyes, Blue eyes, Hazel eyes, Green eyes, Gray eyes, Spanish, Hispanic, Latin,...

Oh, that's right! I almost forgot, ...Goths, Visigoths, Germanic, Vandals, Andalusians, Aryans, Persians, Bagpipes -the true origins of the beloved Bagpipes- etc., etc., ...

If you've seen one Euro you've seen them all. You can tell you guys apart? "

I read this as something like Europe is and for a long time has been a melting pot that doesn't entirely melt?

No, maybe not

L in C