We were fitting a new carpet. Fiddly and awkward. Finished, and put the door trims on; stopped for a well earned cigarette.

Rusty, have you seen my fags?

No.......you know what's coming..

In the middle of the floor was a lump. Bugger!

So I stamped repeatedly on the cig packet, and breathed a sigh of relief - it was as flat as makes no difference.

Then Rusty said

Here's your fags: they were in the bathroom.

You've not seen the budgie have you?



Keep smiling Teresa

Rusty and Stu